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Feb 29th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because.  Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN.  You can buy condoms by the dozens.  Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure."  Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours.  Here, try these.  They have ribs on them.  And this one glows in the dark!!  LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!  
Government: But seriously, you're a man.  You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

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Tumblr, WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL MY TRACKED TAGS...

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Monday can go fuck itself.

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thedailywhat: Oscars: Cirque du Soleil performers perform a movie-themed tribute to movies at tonight’s movie awards. [@zprophet_mma.]

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I got my first 8-10 paper grade back. I got a...

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Hi there!: Shopping for a care is stressful. I was... →

coffeeandkitsch: Shopping for a care is stressful. I was asking my dad some advice regarding what to look for/research and my mom just laughed at me and asked what kind of job I have and where I’m finding money (she is miss positivity if you haven’t caught on). Worst case scenario is that I have money saved… I loved my corolla. I had an 03 I believe with a lot of fucking miles on it and...

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I'm gonna play a little dress up. I bought new...

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“Conquer yourself rather than the world.”

– quote by: descartes (1596-1650)

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“Variant: When it is not in our power to follow what is true, we must follow what...”

– Descartes (via philosophicallyincorrect)

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Watching my first episode of Supernatural.

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madenbrookland: ashleyindetention: summerbreezin: ayeeitsvickay: aarongalacier: lisadadddy: chrisdopher: ohyeaahjuliee: wut did I just watch omfg LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL . whatdafaq LOLOL is dis reel.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAHHAAAHHAhaahAAAHHAAHAHAAHAahaAAHA slightly scared for myself, and worried about this human. LMFAO the imfamous GIF ! life has...

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